Kiwi on a treadmill.
The girls were so happy I was home it triggered a drumstick attack, which in turn triggered some friskiness in Sunny which caught Rosy off guard!
you can install profiler
and then go to someones blog and click this little doohickey
and a box like this will pop up and you can set a name/nickname for them
and then the name will appear in parentheses on their posts on your dashboard
AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET A BLOGGERS NAME AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING WHAT EVEN HOW DID I NOT KNOW IS THIS NEW
Holy shit something for us old farts who forget who the hell everyone is when they change usernames!
I gave myself a flower crown to help me not feel sad. pls reblog my selfie to help rid me of the sads.
”I hate capitalism.” typed the communist individual on their MacBook Pro, a product that is a result of capitalism.”I hate feudalism.” wrote the burgher with their printing press, a product that is a result of feudalism.
"there is only one G*d" said the early christians as they traveled through roman roads, a product of a pagan empire.
Autistic Flirting: I’d like to fit /you/ into my routine!
The Republican Party recently released an ad assuring us that, yes, there actually are Black Republicans.
A message that would have probably been more impactful if the only appearance of a Black person in their video wasn’t a stock photo they had to pay to use…
in argentina we dont say ‘i dont care’ we say “an egg sucks me” and languague is beautiful
i think this translation may be misleadin cuz eveythin i can think of while reading this is
(crudely drawn on a paint clone for linux)
we literally say “the parrot’s cunt” when we’re upset u and i know anything can happen in this god forsaken slang