Humainquivolepas
becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

bahhumpug:

The girls were so happy I was home it triggered a drumstick attack, which in turn triggered some friskiness in Sunny which caught Rosy off guard!

kaijucat:

meow

rumbledrubbins:

beegoould:

Keep walking, buddy.

*inexplicable finger snapping*

GUYS XKIT IS SO AWESOME

sinvraal:

ambiguous-ash:

bewareofsexydean:

you can install profiler

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and then go to someones blog and click this little doohickey

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and a box like this will pop up and you can set a name/nickname for them

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and then the name will appear in parentheses on their posts on your dashboard

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AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET A BLOGGERS NAME AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING WHAT EVEN HOW DID I NOT KNOW IS THIS NEW

Holy shit something for us old farts who forget who the hell everyone is when they change usernames!

spacekincecil:

I gave myself a flower crown to help me not feel sad. pls reblog my selfie to help rid me of the sads.
they/them

spacekincecil:

I gave myself a flower crown to help me not feel sad. pls reblog my selfie to help rid me of the sads.

they/them

jollityfarm:

arsvallis:

rosaluxmemeburg:

fawnflight:

”I hate capitalism.” typed the communist individual on their MacBook Pro, a product that is a result of capitalism.

”I hate feudalism.” wrote the burgher with their printing press, a product that is a result of feudalism.

"there is only one G*d" said the early christians as they traveled through roman roads, a product of a pagan empire.

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autistic-flirting:

Autistic Flirting: I’d like to fit /you/ into my routine!

gunpowderandspark:

(Source)

The Republican Party recently released an ad assuring us that, yes, there actually are Black Republicans.

A message that would have probably been more impactful if the only appearance of a Black person in their video wasn’t a stock photo they had to pay to use…

domingocavallo:

not-that-ogrish:

domingocavallo:

in argentina we dont say ‘i dont care’ we say “an egg sucks me” and languague is beautiful

i think this translation may be misleadin cuz eveythin i can think of while reading this is image

(crudely drawn on a paint clone for linux)

we literally say “the parrot’s cunt” when we’re upset u and i know anything can happen in this god forsaken slang