you can do this by breaking unto a dead sprint the instant the bus obscures you. run in the direction the bus is going and if you’re quick you can get like 50 feet before the bus outpaces you.
follow the bus, get around a corner if you can, get behind something, get on top of something tall, take off a large coat and hat, any basic misdirection really and you’ve as good as vanished.
whatever you do, don’t be still running when the bus outpaces you.
whatever you do,
don’t be still running when the
bus outpaces you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This ADORABLE Deet rag doll was made by @shadowrosepaiton on IG and TikTok! (the first 8 pics are also hers) She makes rag doll style plushies of just about any character anyone wants, including OCs!!
For those of you who want your favorite Dark Crystal character to cuddle I highly recommend going to Paiton’s IG and TikTok where she has posts about how her commissions process works and her rates!
It’s so great to finally have a Dark Crystal plush that isn’t Fizzgig!
I have exciting information for you! Bird bones are not entirely hollow, rather they are filled with large air pockets. I find the result both delightful and terrifically unsettling!
To expand upon this: a lot of birds’ bones aren’t hollow in order to make them lighter, but instead so that they can take in more oxygen. This is because when you’re flying through the air at speeds of Fast™, it’s very hard to convince the air around you to flow into your nostrils at speeds that let you get enough to breathe. So, birds evolved hollowed out bones to circumvent this, as it allows them to store air.
I feel like not enough people are aware of the fact that birds are nightmare creatures that have respiratory systems that extend directly into their bones. And the same thing was the case with lots of dinosaurs, light bones let birds fly and let dinosaurs grow huge.
If you’re reading this, you’ve won The Game. It’s over, it’s done, and you can breathe. Now any time you see posts telling you that you lost The Game, you can smile, shake your head, and feel sorry for all of those OTHER people who are still playing The Game, while being glad that you yourself are free.
“But that’s not how The Game works-”
If someone can arbitrarily decide that everyone on Earth is playing The Game, someone else can arbitrarily decide there’s a way to win.
Congratulations on your win!! Celebrate with a treat of your choice.
Congratulations
on your win!! Celebrate with
a treat of your choice.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Today I had the spoons to hunt down my neighborhood council’s email and send them an email that basically said “I would like to be able to leave my house but my neighborhood is not wheelchair accessible. Who do I talk to in order to get this fixed?” And I am planning on hunting down whoever is in charge of sidewalks in my neighborhood and getting real annoying about it.
My plan is to email them every time I want to go somewhere but can’t.
Email 1: hello, please fix sidewalks so I can ride the bus places I am very passionate about public transportation and also being able to leave my house.
Email 200: This morning I woke up and wanted some delicious coffee to start my day, but upon getting out of bed I discovered we were out of coffee. I would’ve liked to take advantage of the city’s public transportation system in order to support a local business like [examples of local coffee shops] but alas I cannot because I am a wheelchair user and my neighborhood is not wheelchair accessible. [Insert rest of arguement RE accessibility]. In conclusion I don’t work I can keep these emails coming until I die please just fix my sidewalks.
This is going to be my new spite hobby. I was already mad about the abuse and general shit hand the disabled get dealt in our culture but then I started using a wheelchair and places like doctor’s offices have been inaccessible to me so now I am filled with rage. So I am going to take that rage and do something with it. Like emailing my city counsel representatives at 2 am like “I crave a moonlight walk fix my sidewalks please.”
